I want a man like?

Is the perfect man in with your belongings?

Last night me & my best buddy(Holly Pocket my miniature mate) were having a txt'ing match in the early hours of the morning.

Yup, the convo went from crazy to stupid to just damn CRUDE!!!

However it's got me thinking...I want a man like?

Can we just find out what guys we like by the objects surrounding us?

"I want 2 flushes!Lol.We had pizza frm  the place near me,yum!"(H.Pocket).

Just to add this pizza is no ordinary pizza..in the words of Miss Pocket tiss orgasmic & it sure is.Topped with yummy cheese & jalapenos to give it that KICK!!!And yup we always get a large..

I would just like to add Miss Pocket garlic mayo makes you feel sick..she always demands to have chips & a pot of garlic mayo.Then sits there feeling sick..not the first time & sure wont be the last..SO DON'T COMPLAIN.

"You can flush away at my house.Anypoop I would give my eye for a pizza.I'm on the market,looking for a perfect guy!I want a guy like PIZZA"(C.Hepburn).

"Ew u dnt want a pizza face!Or a guy thats cheese n full of crap!Y wud you want a guy like pizza?I'd want a guy hu's like...An awesum pair of PJ's.Nice,Soft,Comfortable n feels great in bed!AHAHAHA! =D"(H.Pocket).

"Ew i dnt want a guy like PJ's.He sounds like a lazy ass!"(C.Hepburn).

"Haha.Well im a lazy ass so he'd b perfect! I mite ask _ _ _  if he's like a pair of PJ's...LOL!Ok well how about a bottle of Rose wine?Gets u high,as if you cud fly,then messes with ur head till u hav 2go 2 bed.Hahahaha.Im great arent i?!"(H.Pocket).

"I want a guy like Mc Donalds cheap,fast,easy and available on every corner"(C.Hepburn).

"Available on every corner?Lol.plus u can have a quickie drive thru n have the pleasure in ur car!"(H.Pocket).

How rude is Holly Pocket damn witty that lady..as she would say i ain't no lady and you sure arnt te he he.

Maybe the next time you choose a man you should relate him to an object..& your answer will shout out at you..
Do you want a comfy arm chair you sit in day after day?Or do you want a desk chair with a swivel seat?the possibilities are endless...

Just another day in the life of Charley Hepburn
Cheerios xx