Sainsburys Peppers & that naked chef

10 things I wont be doing with your peppers Dear Sainsburys!!!

Ok...

So this is a post I've been meaning to write for a long time.

Me & Sainsburys have problems and they are deep!!

They built a new Sainsburys in Nottingham,it's the only supermarket in that area.I'm driving past & for some reason always turn round and think to myself ...Sainsburys isn't that bad I'll just do a quick shop!!!

Damn you Sainsburys!!I go in there spend £10 on about 3items and walk out feeling raped!!

Raped of what little money I had to keep me going for the week.

I walk round calculating every penny in my mind comparing it to the love of my life Tesco.

Then there they are Sainsburys Peppers 0.72p each..What!!!

Let me get a closure look...3peppers in a pack £1.90.It makes me angry each time & I stand there saying you can get a pack of 3peppers for £1.00.

Then I get even more angry thinking of those Jamie Oliver adverts...

In Sainsburys the other day with my Mum who thinks 0.72p is ok for 1 pepper.So I have to explain to her my rant about these peppers.

She says to me but they last long...Where in Iceland frozen maybe..However I cook half a pepper then the other half the next day..

Then I explain you can get an ice burg lettuce for £1, that will last you all week(sandwiches/salads etc etc).Then my Mum understands and says "yes and it will last longer"but still argues her point...

Then on the Sainsburys website they have a page dedicated to:10 things to do with peppers...I'll give you 10things to do with peppers!!!Come to think I'll give you 10things not to do with your Sainburys hand polished peppers.

1.Get Jamie creepy Oliver off my t.v(flicked over hes gone)

2.I will be buying Tesco peppers(even Iceland peppers are nice)

3.Have a poo

4.Drive to Iceland(& not the supermarket)

5.Plant pepper seeds(ill grow my own).

6.Sign a petition regarding your expensive prices

7.Not even think of buying clothes from Sainsburys

8.Arts & crafts with dry pasta

9.Cut my toe nails

10.Join a cult

Anywho then the checkout lady who isn't as lovely as Teco checkout lady says "would you like a nectar card" "nope,but i have a club card?" listen lady I'm not stopping..I'm only here because i have to and i wont be coming back.

Jamie Oliver the naked chef..hold up he ain't even naked!!!

Just another day in the life of Charley Hepburn

 Cheerios xx